Hockey Jesus gives his nightly sermon on Game 4 in both the Eastern and the Western conference Finals. Give a shout out of thanks to Mike Sullivan on the billboard tribute. What about the draft pick?

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Hockey Jesus gives his nightly sermon on Game 4 in both the Eastern and the Western conference Finals. Give a shout out of thanks to Mike Sullivan on the billboard tribute. What about the draft pick?
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