Hockey Jesus preaches on the Pittsburgh Penguins first loss of the 2025-26 NHL season against the New York Rangers at PPG Paints Arena
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Hey sports Porchers.
I'm your hockey Jesus and I'm
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back with game three analysis of
the Pittsburgh Penguins versus
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the New York Rangers.
Well, tonight was an exact
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opposite of what happened in
game one when the Pittsburgh
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Penguins played the New York
Rangers and they lose tonight
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6:00 to 1:00.
But let's talk about the game a
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little bit.
Oh my.
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That first period was, you know,
pretty typical.
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The short handed was not typical
of this year, but very, very
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typical of last year.
I just thought the Penguins came
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out a little bit staler, which
is a little bit surprising
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considering, you know, the game
that they had against the
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Islanders Saturday night in
Pittsburgh.
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You know, crowds hopping figured
they'd get out to a better start
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than they did, but they didn't.
It kind of set the tone for the
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rest of the game, to be
completely honest.
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Second period, Ben Kendall, my
man.
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Rookie scores his first goal in
the NHL.
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Congratulations, Ben.
What an excellent shot.
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This kids ceiling is very high.
I think the Penguins are going
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to have a really tough time
letting him go back down into
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the juniors, but that's a few
games away.
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Let's just save that analysis
first analysis analysis for
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later because tonight he gets
the only goal though, and it was
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a Butte beat.
Schisturkin Schisturkin did look
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good tonight and for him to beat
him tonight, I'm just telling
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you that was that was something
special.
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That was a really good shot.
Good for him. 40.
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What was it 41 years to the day
when Mario Lemieux scored his
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first goal?
I don't know, it's maybe it's
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just irony.
Maybe it's something that means
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something to me.
I don't think it means anything.
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What else did we learn from
tonight?
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The second period was an
absolute shit show.
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Penguins get scored on.
What was it?
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It was 1.
Nothing going into the into the
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2nd 41 coming out of the second,
they just got stomped on special
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teams, really just put the pedal
to the metal against the
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Penguins in the in the second
period and that's exactly what
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we did to them in New York.
And two more goals in the third
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one with Rempi basically laying
on Sheila.
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Sheila, did he look bad tonight?
No.
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Did he look great?
No.
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It just was.
It just was a it just was a bad
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game for the Penguins.
Part of the thing that makes me
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a little bit nervous is the fact
that Russ came back tonight.
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Everybody's like Russ came back.
So what do they do?
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They send Koi Venin down to me.
Oh, man, it just feels like the
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old Penguins when that happens,
it's like, oh, Rusty's back.
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Got to put him back on the first
line.
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Koi Venin's out.
Not only is he out, but they
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send him down to the miners.
I don't I just don't know.
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To me that feels like old
Penguins thinking.
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I and I know Kovenin didn't play
great on that first line.
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OK, I'm not I'm not saying that
Kovenin is the is going to be
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the guy, but to send them the
whole way down to Wilkes Barre
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just because rust is healthy
again and you got Tomasino up
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here.
Well, I I just don't know that
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just to be feels like old
Penguin thinking.
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And tonight it felt like old
Penguin playing when Sid and and
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rust and Raquel.
It's just too it's just too
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familiar with those guys.
They get they get loose, they
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start getting fancy with their,
you know, passes and you could
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see it on that one breakaway
where it was Rex, the Sid tried
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to get it over the rust.
They're just be too they're just
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too fancy.
They're too comfortable
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together.
And that's that's what we
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weren't we, we we weren't seeing
that in the first two games and
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we saw it in this game and that
just makes me a little bit
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nervous.
I, I know, look, the Pens are
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not going to go undefeated this
year.
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OK, let's just state the
obvious.
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They finally lost a game, but
they still are trending for 109
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points.
So that's that's fine.
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They win the next two, they lose
the next one, they win the next
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two, they lose the next one.
Nobody here on this channel,
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here at the Sports Porch will be
complaining.
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And I know you fans out there in
the in the world, the NHL and in
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Pittsburgh particularly will
absolutely not be sad about
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that.
But they just they just got to
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get it together.
The other thing that made me,
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you know, not it, it's typical,
right?
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Witherspoon and Carlson could
not play like they did in the
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first two games all season.
Carlson, you know, he looked a
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little bit more like the Carlson
we had the last two seasons.
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But Witherspoon wasn't helping
for sure.
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Brunicki, you know, once again,
look fine.
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Remember, Brunicki's playing on
the line with Caleb Jones.
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OK, so you're going to have to
cut this guy a little bit of
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break when he doesn't look
great.
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You know, he went over to defend
Lazad, who got plastered into
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the boards.
I thought it was a good hit.
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I didn't think it was anything
bad, but I I like the way
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Brunicki responded.
I didn't think it was roughing.
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That other guy from the Rangers
came in and, and, and kind of
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rough the same way Brunicki did.
But it's always the guy that
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gets the second shot, not the
third shot.
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It's always the second shot,
meaning the shot boom, the the
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little punch, the little push,
whatever it is, they he's
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usually the guy gets the
penalty.
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I hate that about the NHL, but
you're not going to change it.
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That's the way it is.
New York's special teams very
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special tonight, 2 for four on
the power play and the short
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handed goal.
I guess that's the difference
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and you know, that's the way it
works.
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Bad news tonight.
Pittsburgh Penguins did lose
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Crystal Tang for the better.
Better, mostly the second period
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and all of the third period.
That can't be good.
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I hope he's healthy enough to
make the West Coast trip.
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And as if he isn't.
They still got two guys they
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got, and I think I mentioned
that Connor Clifton, they didn't
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keep.
They kept him.
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He's just going to scratch.
Connor is the other Connor, the
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Connor Dewar Connor Clifton got
last year.
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I I forgot they actually kept
him because he's been a scratch.
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For three games, you might get
to see him in a lineup.
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I think Domba looked good too.
So don't be surprised if you see
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those guys in the lineup as they
head to the West Coast.
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That's right, Pittsburgh
Penguins are going to the West
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Coast.
So that means late nights, early
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mornings for the Hockey Jesus.
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Penguins game, me and the boys.
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questions.
We love to answer questions.
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I love the answer questions
about the Pittsburgh Penguins
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and NHL hockey.
Those guys just like the
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bullshit about then mostly the
Steelers.
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I like to jump in on that
conversation too.
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If not, we drop this on Spotify
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friggin podcast.
And as always, I'm here.
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I'm not live, but I'm here after
every Pittsburgh Penguins game.
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I will be here after the game on
Tuesday.
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Who do they play on Tuesday?
Got Anaheim.
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That's right, Anaheim.
Oh good.
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A 1030 start.
So that means about 2:00 AM
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Hockey Jesus, just for you.
Bye fans.
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One last thing that I forgot to
mention.
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And the last one, how about
those uniforms, the first ones
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they they had those yellows.
Boy, they were just getting
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torched online about those
uniforms.
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I kind of like them.
I don't know why.
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And tonight wasn't wasn't the
glossy black helmet.
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Did you notice it was a matte
black?
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Very interesting.
They're switching it up a little
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bit, and I like that.
I think you need the Penguins
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need to switch it up.
I think you saw them get a
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little stale tonight by bringing
back rust.
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Maybe he's just wasn't healthy
enough.
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Maybe he came back a little too
soon.
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Maybe he was worried about his
job because Koivenen was in
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there.
But boy, this team's still very
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exciting to watch, even though
tonight was a little bit of a a
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shit show. 61 losers tonight in
Pittsburgh.
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We're off to hit the West Coast.
Anaheim, who is it?
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Anaheim, Los Angeles, San Jose.
They finish it up.
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Vancouver.
But Vancouver actually is a home
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game.
So kind of tricked you there.
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Hey, I love doing hockey.
I hope you feel it in my
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analysis here tonight.
It's not very in depth, but I
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promise I'm going to do some in
depth analysis on the porch on
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Monday.
So if you can join us there.
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Until then, enjoy whatever
hockey you're saying.
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And if it's Penguins, hey, let's
go Pens.
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See you in the next one.
















